Whisker Aficionado Mugs

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'What a hunk!'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Cat Reunion

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Cat has birds on whiskers,

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"I hate it..."

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

"Scotch and water, *hic* scotch and water..."

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

'Water is a valuable good and we should use it sparingly. That's why I'd like my Scotch straight.'

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

Cats the musical

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

They say I get 152 channels.

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

"Yes, I did use your credit card to pay for a computer and phone. Just how long did you expect that ball of yarn to entertain me."

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

'He got a splinter from his scratching post.'

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!

Long-range planning

"The Mind Of Whiskers."