Theatrical Whisker Enthusiast Mugs

Cats the musical

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Cat Reunion

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"I hate it..."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

"You're amazing!"

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

They say I get 152 channels.

'He got a splinter from his scratching post.'

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!

Long-range planning

Cat DNA is decoded.

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

"I'm sure Mistress meant well: The cat on the box is smiling, but I agree, this tastes and smells horrible..."

'I don't know - with all these feathers you'd think there'd be a bird in here somewhere.'

"The Mind Of Whiskers."

'What a hunk!'

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

Adam was convinced that if he self identified as a cat he would have cat-like reflexes.

'So far, I've lost three pounds on the Ratkins Diet!'