Theatrical Whisker Enthusiast Prints

Cats the musical

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Cat Reunion

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"I hate it..."

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

"You're amazing!"

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

'He got a splinter from his scratching post.'

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

They say I get 152 channels.

Long-range planning

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!

"I'm sure Mistress meant well: The cat on the box is smiling, but I agree, this tastes and smells horrible..."

"The Mind Of Whiskers."

'I don't know - with all these feathers you'd think there'd be a bird in here somewhere.'

'What a hunk!'

Cat DNA is decoded.

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

I heart my cat. I spayed my cat.

Vlad The Impaler's Descendants,

Yeah, well, when you're old, you'll get whiskers in weird places, too.