Whisker Wonder Mugs

Winking Cat.

Long-range planning

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

Cat Reunion

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

'He got a splinter from his scratching post.'

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

They say I get 152 channels.

Reincarnation.

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

"I hate it..."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

Cat has birds on whiskers,

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.