Whiskered Wonder Enthusiasts Pillows

Rat Hands.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Cat Reunion

Diving Cat.

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"I hate it..."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

Cats the musical

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

'You've had enough.'

"Holy cow! This is bourbon!" "My husband is from Kentucky."

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

'He got a splinter from his scratching post.'

They say I get 152 channels.

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!

"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."

Long-range planning

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

'You haven't confirmed the Superstring theory, Blumenkraft - this is a whisker from your beard!'

"I'm sure Mistress meant well: The cat on the box is smiling, but I agree, this tastes and smells horrible..."

'What a hunk!'