Whiskered Wanderers Pillows

'Mistress loves travelling. Frankly, I would love it too if I didn't have to do it in this box...'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Cat Reunion

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Diving Cat.

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"I hate it..."

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

"She got the house, six thousand a month and custody of our people."

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"You're amazing!"

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

They say I get 152 channels.

'He got a splinter from his scratching post.'

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!

Long-range planning

"I'm sure Mistress meant well: The cat on the box is smiling, but I agree, this tastes and smells horrible..."

'You haven't confirmed the Superstring theory, Blumenkraft - this is a whisker from your beard!'

They watch for a while, then, unlike humans, they get bored.

"The Mind Of Whiskers."

'What a hunk!'

Cat DNA is decoded.

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"