Whiskered Wanderers Prints

'Mistress loves travelling. Frankly, I would love it too if I didn't have to do it in this box...'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Cat Reunion

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Diving Cat.

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"I hate it..."

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"You're amazing!"

"She got the house, six thousand a month and custody of our people."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'

They say I get 152 channels.

'He got a splinter from his scratching post.'

Long-range planning

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!

They watch for a while, then, unlike humans, they get bored.

"Do you have any appetizers that are just fun to play with?"

Blind woman, blind dog, seeing eye cat.

"I'm sure Mistress meant well: The cat on the box is smiling, but I agree, this tastes and smells horrible..."

'I don't know - with all these feathers you'd think there'd be a bird in here somewhere.'

'You haven't confirmed the Superstring theory, Blumenkraft - this is a whisker from your beard!'

"The Mind Of Whiskers."

Cat DNA is decoded.