Whiskered Wonders Admirer Mugs

"There ya go. Keep toying with it."

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Cat Reunion

Diving Cat.

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"I hate it..."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"I get it!"

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

City travel: 'If you like our cheese, you'll love Switzerland!'

Stonehenge Imitation

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

"They ruin the landscape!"

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

History Department

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

Humming Bird's Hum.

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

They say I get 152 channels.

'He got a splinter from his scratching post.'

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

"Why so sad, Pal?"

'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

'It's a fantastic design, but I'm worried that after the games it'll just end up as a useless load of stone with no legacy potential.'

King: 'I said build me a stone HENGE you FOOL! NOT stone HENS!!'

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!

Long-range planning

Cat DNA is decoded.