Whiskered Adventurer Gifts

Diving Cat.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Cat Reunion

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

"I hate it..."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Don Quixote

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

Fly fishing.

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

They say I get 152 channels.

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

Snakeboarding.

Cat boxer