Whiskey Adventurer Gifts

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Join me in a Martini?

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Diving Cat.

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

Bottle Distillery

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

'Whiskey and splash, sir.'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"Whiskey...Leave the bottle."

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"She got the house, six thousand a month and custody of our people."

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

"Is that neat whisky?"

'If you don't start feeling better in 24 hours, pour yourself a tall scotch.'

The Gilmore Girls

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

The Angel's Share

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

"Want to see me make him beg, roll over and shake?"

You can kiss me later

"If the energy drink isn't working, try scotch."