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'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Join me in a Martini?

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Diving Cat.

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

Bottle Distillery

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"Whiskey...Leave the bottle."

'Whiskey and splash, sir.'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"Nice try, but I don't think whisky counts as an 'essential medication'."

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"She got the house, six thousand a month and custody of our people."

The Angel's Share

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'If you don't start feeling better in 24 hours, pour yourself a tall scotch.'

"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."

The Gilmore Girls

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"Is that neat whisky?"

"Yes, I'm the Cowardly Lion, and I want a double shot of single malt courage for the Yellow Brick Road."

You can kiss me later

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"