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Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'We've got it in cups, saucers, even in buckets, but not in bottles.'

"Can't keep away, eh...?"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Bears going water skiing.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Breakthrough

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

Snowman of the Apes

Bottle Distillery

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

JAMES BONDING

Bad times to sneeze

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.