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"Thank heavens, something with an oaky, peppery finish."

Kardiff.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'The King of what?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Safari.

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

"I'm unable to process this image."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

Whiskey wars

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Rabbit Punch

"Habanero ..."

"Tastes great, less killing!"

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

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"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

Sharing Drinks.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."