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Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

"I've decided to take your advice and try something other than tea."

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

We'll have Manhattans...

Kardiff.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Safari.

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"I'm unable to process this image."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"Habanero ..."

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

Roadkill Restaurant

'Have you been using that Hairy Bikers cookbook again'

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

'It's an acquired taste!'

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

"Wine not?"

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."