Adventurous Sipper Pillows

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

"I've decided to take your advice and try something other than tea."

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

We'll have Manhattans...

Kardiff.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Safari.

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"I'm unable to process this image."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"Habanero ..."

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

'It's an acquired taste!'

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

Roadkill Restaurant

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

"Wine not?"

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"I'm all for the internet of things - but I hate pop-up ads."

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."