Adventurous Spirit Admirer Pillows

'Now what?'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Skeleton playing fetch.

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Riding School Chaos

Cactus seats.

Walkers

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"Going to the beach...together as a family! That's what memories are made of! When we get back from this trip, you'll remember it fondly."

Mad For It

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"Wind's funny. . . It's nothing. . . going very fast."

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Wishing Well

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and Rachel took the one less traveled... Huge mistake."