Adventurous Drinker Mugs

Kardiff.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The King of what?'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Safari.

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"I'm unable to process this image."

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

Whiskey wars

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"Habanero ..."

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'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Rabbit Punch

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

Sharing Drinks.

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Roadkill Restaurant

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."