Enthusiastic Drinker Mugs

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'The King of what?'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Malty tasking.'

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Whiskey wars

Rabbit Punch

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

Sharing Drinks.

The drinker.

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"Brandy, coffee, decaf, herb tea, or cran-apple?"