Enthusiastic Drinker Prints

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'The King of what?'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

'Malty tasking.'

Whiskey wars

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

Rabbit Punch

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The drinker.

Sharing Drinks.

"Don't feel bad. The rest of us can't hold our liquor either."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."