Alcohol Adventurer Mugs

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'We've got it in cups, saucers, even in buckets, but not in bottles.'

"Can't keep away, eh...?"

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Bears going water skiing.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Breakthrough

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

Snowman of the Apes

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

Bottle Distillery

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Public footpath on a desert island.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Bad times to sneeze