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"Hey, what is this stuff? It makes everything I think seem profound?"

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'We get our draft straight from the brewery.'

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Bottle Distillery

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Wine taster with mineral water

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

"Want to see me make him beg, roll over and shake?"

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

'Oi! '

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

'He's giving us a final request? Ask for a glass of Beaujolais Nouveau - that'll give us till November.'

'I'm having trouble with drinking. . . I'm getting Arthritis in my elbow.'

'I failed my wine appreciation class. I swirled, sniffed and spilled out every sample perfectly. If only I had remembered to taste them.'

"Seriously. . . I used to leap them in a single bound!"

'For a moment there, I thought he was my kind of man, drinking doubles...'

"We sell beer, but it's non-alcoholic."

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'