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"All of our menu items have a tobacco-juice base."

I know this bar is known for it's pink squirrels, but ... Is it normal for one to be running up my pant leg?

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

Cat Nip.

'No ice.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Shaken not stirred

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"An everything Martini, please."

You're the botanicals in my gin

Balancing two espresso martinis

In case of emergency, break glass.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Margarita

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Prawn Cocktail Please