Whiskered Adventurer Tales Gifts

'Look, no matter what happens, if anybody asks, I was here with you the whole night.'

Bookworm Sleepover

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

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Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

Treasure Island Book.

Diving Cat.

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

fairy tales

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

"We've never had a Cheshire cat in the surgery before. He's not very happy to be here is he?"

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

"Oh go on then I'll just have one for the toad."

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

"He only likes me when it's through the looking glass."

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

"The Cheshire Cat has dentures. Pass it on."