Whiskered Adventurer Tales Gifts

'Look, no matter what happens, if anybody asks, I was here with you the whole night.'

Bookworm Sleepover

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

Treasure Island Book.

Diving Cat.

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

fairy tales

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"We've never had a Cheshire cat in the surgery before. He's not very happy to be here is he?"

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"Oh go on then I'll just have one for the toad."

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

"He only likes me when it's through the looking glass."

"The Cheshire Cat has dentures. Pass it on."

'Egg toss, I thought this was the water balloon toss?'