Storybook Adventurer Gifts

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"He only likes me when it's through the looking glass."

'I just don't get the point of this game.'

'Could we read something a little more EDGY tonight, Dad?'

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Updated Classic: The Wind in the Willows

"I think that Noah's cocked up."

'There was a time when I would have been surprised to see that.'

'Looking back, I wish we hadn't removed that built-in wardrobe...'

"You're sure of a big surprise in the woods today."

Your Royal Highness...

"Then the grandma and Goldilocks went to the outlet mall here in Phoenix."

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

"Oh go on then I'll just have one for the toad."

Child running through the forest.

"I can't remember the title, but it starts 'Once upon a time'."

"Bummer! The yellowbrick road is not gold."

"But Mum, it's such a good book! Can I please finish it before I have to hibernate?"

Furloughing the yellow brick road.

Road closed

"I've been thinking of running away to the Land of Oz and getting a job as a munchkin!"

Bookworm Sleepover

"We've never had a Cheshire cat in the surgery before. He's not very happy to be here is he?"

Princess and the Frog

"The Cheshire Cat has dentures. Pass it on."

"This is all very E.B. White, isn't it?"

"Not another f***ing rabbit hole..."

Alice in Wonderland - Drink Me.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Alice in Wonderland: Drink Me.

Alice in Wonderland: Alice and the Dodo.

fairy tales

"We come from a broken home...thanks to the Big bad wolf!"

'Do you have one where the little bunny runs his big yap till he gets what's coming to him?'

"I'm sorry, but the meter ran out at midnight."