Storybook Wanderer Gifts

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

"Remember, in the other version they had a pea-green boat, and here they're using public transportation."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Late night teddy reading

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Bookworm Sleepover

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"Where the wild things were."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Little Princess.

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

Treasure Island Book.

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.