Storybook Lover Gifts

'Big bad wolves not withstanding, this area isn't zoned for residential brick structures.'

'Bad news everyone! The Ark didn't turn out as I expected.'

Frogs french-kissing a princess.

'How many times must I tell you people who live in glass houses should not throw stones...'

Upon returning from Oz, the Tin Man receives some bad news from his doctor.

Teacher Reading Book Upside-Down to Class.

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair...'

"Celebrating St. Patrick's Day??? No, no. . . we're big Dr. Seuss fans."

It was a cold winter for Gepetto.

'Between the two of them, they left you three bales of hay and six bundles of sticks.'

'This is my forth time through the line - she can't tell us apart.'

'The surgeon prepared for another routine keyhole operation.'

Pinocchio receives IV of cellulose

"Mummy was right: - I should've married the dragon...!"

"Shouldn't you be reading that to me out loud or something?"

Maid Marian.

"Rapunzel, you've let me down, you've let your mother down, and now you've let your hair down."

"So it's agreed, she keeps the castle and you get to see the tadpoles every second weekend."

Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe's Washing Line.

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

'Reserved' (presumably for little miss muffet)

'I've had to downsize because because of the credit-crunch!'

Cheshire cat meets cheshire mouse.

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

Goldilocks's plan to try the same thing at the three panda's house backfires.

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"You guys going to help out or what?" "Nah." "Doubt it." "Tra... la... la... la... la..."

Aesop's Fables - Donkey Falls off Bridge

Untold Love Stories "Beauty and the Beets". We think you would be more beautiful if you dyed your hair a purplish red.

Wonderland News. Prince Charming in Big Trouble. It was bound to happen eventually - Snow White, Sleeping Beauty and Cinderella met and realized there was only one Prince Charming.

Click! That's the eighth dwarf, "Selfie"!

"Yeah yeah, you went to Oz when you were a little girl and the rest of your life has been a bitter disappointment."