Storybook Explorers Gifts

"I think you'll find this home has real storybook charm."

Alice in Wonderland - Trying to Behead the Cheshire Cat.

The three bears getting a delivery of a hi-fi, midi hi-fi and mini hi-fi.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Late night teddy reading

Bookworm Sleepover

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Characters jumping out of a book.

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Where the wild things were."

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Little Princess.

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"We could have been here sooner, but we wanted to wait until the beautiful Yellow Brick Road was built."

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

Treasure Island Book.

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

Cupid

Dorothy and Toto

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Sleeping Beauty