Storybook Dreamers Gifts

Alice in Wonderland: The White Rabbit In Court.

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

Shepherd and eurydice

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Late night teddy reading

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

ET Mishap

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Where the wild things were."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

Cupid

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."

Sleeping Beauty