Storybook Dreamers Gifts

Alice in Wonderland: The White Rabbit In Court.

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

Shepherd and eurydice

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Late night teddy reading

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

ET Mishap

The Demise of Tinkerbell

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Home Sweet Home

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Where the wild things were."

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

Cupid

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.