Bearded Thinker Pillows

'Uh, we do have tenure, don't well?

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Emergency Hipster Beard

wattle covers

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

The Beard in the Stone

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'Long shift?'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

Bearded Leftie.

REPENT! Get back to nature

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

The Organic

Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"I noticed a few browns."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"It makes you look old."

A stylized man in pyjamas

Trendies, INC

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Beard fails

"I've made a terrible mistake."

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

Two men in barber shop

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

Chuck played mean hair guitar.