'Uh, we do have tenure, don't well?
Bearded Thinker Prints
Decorate their space with inspiring prints that honor the bearded thinker. Artful, witty, and thought-provoking—these prints make a perfect statement for any creative mind.
"Renk just discovered beard oil."
"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."
'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'
A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...
'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'
Emergency Hipster Beard
wattle covers
"Face it, Clive - you're bald."
The Beard in the Stone
General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp
'Long shift?'
"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."
Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard
"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."
'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'
Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?
Bearded Leftie.
REPENT! Get back to nature
"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"
The Organic
Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.
'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...
"I noticed a few browns."
Peak Beard/High Peak Beard
"It makes you look old."
A stylized man in pyjamas
Trendies, INC
Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.
Beard fails
"I've made a terrible mistake."
"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"
Two men in barber shop
A few post-Christmas options for Santa.
Chuck played mean hair guitar.
Bearded Thinker Prints Collection
Bearded Thinker Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating the witty and wise bearded thinker. Find the perfect match for their morning routine and add some humor to their day.
Bearded Thinker Pillows
Discover our comfy pillows that feature clever sayings and illustrations perfect for the bearded thinker’s cozy space.
Bearded Thinker T-Shirts
Check out our T-shirts designed for the creative and contemplative—you'll find styles that showcase the thoughtful beard and witty designs for every occasion.