Beard Dreamer Pillows

'Take a little off the top and put it on my face.'

Cock A Doodle

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"I always knew you'd come back."

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

Trump Overload

Official Team Cap With Beard

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

Timber preservation

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

'I'm so pleased! She used to have this terrible phobia about men with beards.'

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

'Here it is, Your cellphone.'

"This next one goes out to everyone who wishes I were Bobby Short."

'Come to our microbrew party. It's B.Y.O.B. Bring Your Own Brewery.'

"I'm a partner trapped in an associate's body."

A Moosetache.

"Most people think I'm rich beyond the dreams of avarice. But I dream big."

"You had me at pumpkin."

Ennio Morricone RIP

'What did you find in your soup?'

'I'm thinking of jumping right from JV ball to the NBA.'

Bedtime Reading

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."

Edward Lear

Bed time stories

"That's the 'big apple' son...if you can make it there, you'll make it anywhere!"

"You're not a goat person?"