Beard Dreamer Pillows

'Take a little off the top and put it on my face.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

Cock A Doodle

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

"I always knew you'd come back."

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

Official Team Cap With Beard

Timber preservation

Trump Overload

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

Moses Separates the Cream. . .

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

'Here it is, Your cellphone.'

'I'm so pleased! She used to have this terrible phobia about men with beards.'

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

"This next one goes out to everyone who wishes I were Bobby Short."

"I'm a partner trapped in an associate's body."

'Come to our microbrew party. It's B.Y.O.B. Bring Your Own Brewery.'

Ennio Morricone RIP

"Most people think I'm rich beyond the dreams of avarice. But I dream big."

A Moosetache.

"You had me at pumpkin."

'What did you find in your soup?'

'I'm thinking of jumping right from JV ball to the NBA.'

Bedtime Reading

'Think like a panther.'

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."

Bed time stories

"That's the 'big apple' son...if you can make it there, you'll make it anywhere!"

"I'm waiting for an idea whose time has come, but apparently it's been detained."

"You're not a goat person?"