Beard Lover Pillows

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

'You are neither tattooed, nor pierced, or have facial hair - how creative can you be?'

Changing Male Fashions

"A hipster beard AND a top-knot! - no wonder you've been sent here...!"

"I'm not at all convinced by Santa's new hipster look."

Wanting to get into the novelty business, Gerald started off small with his 'Beard of Bee.'

'Here it is, Your cellphone.'

Walrus Grooming.

Baleen Whale and Baleen Man.

'I didn't see you there, Mervyn!'

'What did you find in your soup?'

A hipster with his coffee.

Man commenting on his liking for the continent

"You had me at pumpkin."

Approachable

Official Team Cap With Beard

"You're not a goat person?"

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Emergency Hipster Beard

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

wattle covers

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

The Beard in the Stone

'Check out the old dude.'

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

'Long shift?'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Bearded Leftie.