Beard Devotee Pillows

A Moosetache.

"Sorry mate, you're not coming in without any proof of beard."

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Emergency Hipster Beard

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

wattle covers

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

The Beard in the Stone

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'Long shift?'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Bearded Leftie.

Official Team Cap With Beard

The Organic

"I noticed a few browns."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

A stylized man in pyjamas

"I've made a terrible mistake."

Two men in barber shop

Beard fails

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

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