Beard Devotee Pillows

A Moosetache.

"Sorry mate, you're not coming in without any proof of beard."

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Emergency Hipster Beard

Joined at the hipster.

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

wattle covers

The Beard in the Stone

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'Long shift?'

Bearded Leftie.

"I noticed a few browns."

Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.

The Organic

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"It makes you look old."

A stylized man in pyjamas

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Two men in barber shop

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

"I've made a terrible mistake."

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"