Beard Lovers Pillows

Where the idea for Velcro came from.

Johannes Brahms.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Emergency Hipster Beard

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

wattle covers

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

The Beard in the Stone

'Long shift?'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Bearded Leftie.

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"I noticed a few browns."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

The Organic

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

A stylized man in pyjamas

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

Two men in barber shop

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

"I've made a terrible mistake."

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

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