Beard Lovers Gifts

Where the idea for Velcro came from.

Johannes Brahms.

Joined at the hipster.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Emergency Hipster Beard

wattle covers

The Beard in the Stone

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

'Long shift?'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Bearded Leftie.

"I noticed a few browns."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

Official Team Cap With Beard

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

The Organic

Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

A stylized man in pyjamas

"It makes you look old."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

"I've made a terrible mistake."

Two men in barber shop