Beard Admirer Gifts

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov

He's got a serene disposition, a white beard and now he's got Patagonia

Edward Lear

'I'm so pleased! She used to have this terrible phobia about men with beards.'

"She says she doesn't relate to men with moustaches."

"It's ridiculous. No one's going to vote for a man without a beard!"

Charles Gounod - 17th June 1818

"Where'd you get that?"

"Hard to believe they both started this at bat clean-shaven."

Sage and Onion

Old man

Bobby

Climbing Beard

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Atomic Bear: Part 21

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Emergency Hipster Beard

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Joined at the hipster.

wattle covers

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

The Beard in the Stone

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

'Long shift?'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

Bearded Leftie.