Beard Appreciator Gifts

"Rapunzel? She bought a time-share in Costa Rica. I'm Larry."

'Santa, is my buddy in there?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Joined at the hipster.

Emergency Hipster Beard

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

wattle covers

The Beard in the Stone

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

'Long shift?'

Bearded Leftie.

Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.

The Organic

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"I noticed a few browns."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"It makes you look old."

A stylized man in pyjamas

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

Two men in barber shop

"I've made a terrible mistake."

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

Trendies, INC

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.