Beard Enthusiast Gifts

"Good beard."..."Nice beard."..."Good beard."..."Great beard."..."Good beard."

Bearded old man atop mountain.

Bearded Leftie.

W. G. Grace

'I see he's still self conscious about those braces on his teeth.'

Citizen's advice bureau, "I'd shave off the beard"

"You've still got a mouhful of bad teeth.."

'On second thoughts - I like you better with the beard.'

Beard, socks and sandals.

Two Men Smoking Discuss the Importance of having a Beard if in Uniform.

The beard and moustache movement - lady approached by bearded railway guards thinks she is being attacked by brigands

Blonde girlfriend "I quite like your beard. You're only half as ugly now"

'Before he grew his beard, Kris Kringle was know as St 'Nick', patron saint of people who cut themselves shaving.'

Cactus owner with a spiky beard.

'He's a goatee herder.'

"I see you're into personal growth."

"It makes you look old."

'I'm afraid I'm going to have to send you directly to an Ear, Nose and Beard Specialist

"Normally, I encourage beards, but only Millennials."

'Short front and sides, please.'

'No, we haven't converted to Islam. Henry has just lost his razor.'

'I want to see more long term growth.'

'I need something to remove the hair on my chinny chin chin.'

Dad on the History Channel.

Man in sunlight - sun making his hair grow.

'Sure, you can grow a beard... I like my male staffers to do things that help them with their natural inadequacies.'

'Hey you with the beard, keep still.'

Beards and Facial Piercings

'Waiter! There's a hipster beard in my chicken and quinoa soup.'

My Life in Beards.

"Exactly how entrenched is your beard?"

"You've got some beard in your food."

"When it fills in I'm hoping for the texture of corduroy."

Chin Game.

"Lose the goatee."