Beard Enthusiast Pillows

"Good beard."..."Nice beard."..."Good beard."..."Great beard."..."Good beard."

Bearded old man atop mountain.

Bearded Leftie.

Citizen's advice bureau, "I'd shave off the beard"

W. G. Grace

"You've still got a mouhful of bad teeth.."

'I see he's still self conscious about those braces on his teeth.'

'On second thoughts - I like you better with the beard.'

Beards and Facial Piercings

'Hey you with the beard, keep still.'

'Short front and sides, please.'

"Normally, I encourage beards, but only Millennials."

'I need something to remove the hair on my chinny chin chin.'

'I want to see more long term growth.'

Two Men Smoking Discuss the Importance of having a Beard if in Uniform.

The beard and moustache movement - lady approached by bearded railway guards thinks she is being attacked by brigands

'I'm afraid I'm going to have to send you directly to an Ear, Nose and Beard Specialist

Man in sunlight - sun making his hair grow.

Blonde girlfriend "I quite like your beard. You're only half as ugly now"

"I see you're into personal growth."

Beard, socks and sandals.

'He's a goatee herder.'

'No, we haven't converted to Islam. Henry has just lost his razor.'

'Sure, you can grow a beard... I like my male staffers to do things that help them with their natural inadequacies.'

Cactus owner with a spiky beard.

"You've got some beard in your food."

Shaving off your Beard

"It's a soul patch, but luckily we've caught it early."

"Exactly how entrenched is your beard?"

At the local beards anon meeting

"I've made a terrible mistake."

"Is that supposed to be a beard of bees?"

Identical bearded cavemen.

"And then one day I decided, no more razor burns for me."

"Lose the goatee."