Bearded Fellow Enthusiast Gifts

"It was so confusing, the smell was right, but I could not recognize my master, then it hit me: he had shaved his beard!"

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Family with pets.

Emergency Hipster Beard

wattle covers

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

The Beard in the Stone

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

'Long shift?'

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

Bearded Leftie.

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

Your five o'clock shadow is showing, Mike.

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"I noticed a few browns."

The Organic

Official Team Cap With Beard

A stylized man in pyjamas

"It makes you look old."

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

Trendies, INC

Beard fails

"I've made a terrible mistake."

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.