Beard Admirer Mugs

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov

Edward Lear

'I'm so pleased! She used to have this terrible phobia about men with beards.'

"She says she doesn't relate to men with moustaches."

"It's ridiculous. No one's going to vote for a man without a beard!"

Charles Gounod - 17th June 1818

"Where'd you get that?"

"Hard to believe they both started this at bat clean-shaven."

Sage and Onion

Old man

Bobby

Climbing Beard

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Emergency Hipster Beard

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

wattle covers

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

The Beard in the Stone

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'Long shift?'

Bearded Leftie.

Shakespeare's Brain

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Official Team Cap With Beard

The Organic

"I noticed a few browns."

Hollywood producer.