Beard Admirers Mugs

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Emergency Hipster Beard

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

wattle covers

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"Face it, Clive - you're bald."

The Beard in the Stone

'Long shift?'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Bearded Leftie.

Official Team Cap With Beard

The Organic

'To grow a good beard, have good dental habits. First, brush with a concave brush to clean the teeth's facial surfaces. Then use a convex brush to reach flat surfaces. Then use a scalloped brush to be chic. Then floss to clean between teeth. Then use ...

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"I noticed a few browns."

A stylized man in pyjamas

Two men in barber shop

"I've made a terrible mistake."

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

Beard fails

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