Bald Adventurer Pillows

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

Get crazy once in a while

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Balding Autumn Tree.

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

Toboggan Hitchhiker

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

Man in woods sees sign, 'No Trespassing', next to 'Go Ahead - Make Our Day!'

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

Skiing

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

"Ice rink"

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

Sledding

Shovels as Snow Shoes

'Say, Fred...'

'We're not here to mourn, but to celebrate, because frankly, no-one is sorry to see him go...'

Socially awkward shipwrecks.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Now, that's more LIKE it!"

Hairdressing for Bald People

The first step of the training is 'Jumping Out of The Box.'