Bald Buddy Mugs

"Now, that's more LIKE it!"

'Well, somebody's got to fluff my wig.'

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Operation Chrome Dome.

A bald eagle approaches middle age

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

Balding Autumn Tree.

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"Well, did it work?"

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

Hair Replacement.

Combs for the bald.

'Your wife called. She said she found your toupee on the kitchen floor, next to a saucer of milk.'

Hockey Pairs Skaters.

Furley hair transplant clinic - Christmas tree needles falling out in clinics window.

'You 2 have such wonderful rapport.'

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight..."

"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed."

'Stop running your fingers through my hair, Rita.'

'Poor Fred -- he thought he'd get his hair back.'

'Do you think that's a rug he's wearing?'

"Last year his hair began to recede, then it was gone. I think it has something to do with global warming."

"Well, sir - shall I plait em, count em or shall we just make do with a polish?"

'Vote for me, or I'll sue for discrimination against bald guys.'

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

"We can do hair plugs, but did you know today we're having a sale on solar panels?"

Hamlet.

'Just reminiscing.'