Bald Friends Mugs

A bald eagle approaches middle age

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."

Operation Chrome Dome.

Balding Autumn Tree.

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

Hair club for men.

"Well, did it work?"

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

Hair Replacement.

'Your wife called. She said she found your toupee on the kitchen floor, next to a saucer of milk.'

Combs for the bald.

"Now, that's more LIKE it!"

Furley hair transplant clinic - Christmas tree needles falling out in clinics window.

"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed."

Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any!

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight..."

'Poor Fred -- he thought he'd get his hair back.'

"Well, sir - shall I plait em, count em or shall we just make do with a polish?"

'Do you think that's a rug he's wearing?'

Hamlet.

"We can do hair plugs, but did you know today we're having a sale on solar panels?"

"Last year his hair began to recede, then it was gone. I think it has something to do with global warming."

"I thought they weren't allowed to move!"

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

'Well, somebody's got to fluff my wig.'

Cricketing monks.