Bald Friends Mugs

A bald eagle approaches middle age

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."

Operation Chrome Dome.

Balding Autumn Tree.

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

'I think you're rocking the bold look, too!'

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"The hair on my back - will it go back to my head?"

Hair club for men.

"Well, did it work?"

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

Shampoo 'Slaphead and Shoulders'

I shaved my head before clipping season so the sheep feel we're in this together. Shear and shear alike!

"Now, that's more LIKE it!"

Hair Replacement.

Combs for the bald.

'Your wife called. She said she found your toupee on the kitchen floor, next to a saucer of milk.'

"Face it, Herb, you're a bald eagle..."

Furley hair transplant clinic - Christmas tree needles falling out in clinics window.

"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed."

"My opinion? The back hair comb-over isn't fooling anyone."

"I definitely said I needed a BOLD knight..."

Money and hair only seem important when you don't have any!

'Poor Fred -- he thought he'd get his hair back.'

"We can do hair plugs, but did you know today we're having a sale on solar panels?"

"Last year his hair began to recede, then it was gone. I think it has something to do with global warming."

Hamlet.

"I thought they weren't allowed to move!"

'Do you think that's a rug he's wearing?'

'Well, somebody's got to fluff my wig.'

'The truly enlightened don't NEED comb-overs!'

"Well, sir - shall I plait em, count em or shall we just make do with a polish?"