Balding Buddies Pillows

"Face it, Herb, you're a bald eagle..."

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

"Be creative...!"

A bald eagle approaches middle age

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

Lion Toupee

'I use that to check for combovers.'

Whale Pattern Balding

Male Mid-Life Myth--The Hair Fairy

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"I'm hoping that someday I might be reunited with my biological hair."

I Love Baldies.

"Now, that's more LIKE it!"

Hair Replacement.

I shaved my head before clipping season so the sheep feel we're in this together. Shear and shear alike!

'You 2 have such wonderful rapport.'

'We don't spend enough time together, son. Ever thought of becoming a caddy?'

"Do you want it parted in the middle?"

'Well, somebody's got to fluff my wig.'

"You can't join the Federal Witness Protection Program just to eep your friends from seeing your bald spot."

'Oh my God!! My hair's falling out!!'

BOBBY KNIGHT: Age one

Balding man at the hairdresser's

"Your hair count is dangerously low."

"He wants some hair restorer for his birthday."

'This one's for hair loss awareness'

'No, we're not religious. Sam just wears that cap to hide his bald spot.'

'Have you got one with brains in it?'