Balding Bro Pillows

"You can't join the Federal Witness Protection Program just to eep your friends from seeing your bald spot."

"Be creative...!"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Male Pattern Baldness

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

Lion Toupee

Flying carpet

'I use that to check for combovers.'

Whale Pattern Balding

Male Mid-Life Myth--The Hair Fairy

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

"I'm hoping that someday I might be reunited with my biological hair."

Hair loss comb.

"Now, that's more LIKE it!"

Whale Pattern Balding,

"All I know is there are no do-overs, but there are comb-overs."

'Stop running your fingers through my hair, Rita.'

Budget Toupees.

"Do you want it parted in the middle?"

'Well, somebody's got to fluff my wig.'

'Don't be silly- it doesn't bother me that you're going prematurely piebald,'

'Oh my God!! My hair's falling out!!'

'Are those plugs, Carl?'

Balding man at the hairdresser's

"Your hair count is dangerously low."

"He wants some hair restorer for his birthday."

Man's Hair Flies Off When Doctor Tests His Reaction

"Ambitions... To have a bad hair day."

"Ok - what makes you so sure that it's a wig??"

'No, we're not religious. Sam just wears that cap to hide his bald spot.'