Balding Bravado Pillows

'Are those plugs, Carl?'

"Ok - what makes you so sure that it's a wig??"

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

"Be creative...!"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

Male Pattern Baldness

'It's a screaming ladies part.'

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

Lion Toupee

Flying carpet

'I use that to check for combovers.'

Whale Pattern Balding

Male Mid-Life Myth--The Hair Fairy

"I'm hoping that someday I might be reunited with my biological hair."

Hair loss comb.

Whale Pattern Balding,

'I won the garlic eating competition.'

"All I know is there are no do-overs, but there are comb-overs."

"Do you want it parted in the middle?"

'Oh my God!! My hair's falling out!!'

"You can't join the Federal Witness Protection Program just to eep your friends from seeing your bald spot."

Balding man at the hairdresser's

"He wants some hair restorer for his birthday."

"Your hair count is dangerously low."

Man's Hair Flies Off When Doctor Tests His Reaction

"Ambitions... To have a bad hair day."

'No, we're not religious. Sam just wears that cap to hide his bald spot.'

Butch bowler with a tally chart of men on his jumper