Balding Pillows

Male Mid-Life Myth--The Hair Fairy

Whale Pattern Balding

"Be creative...!"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Male Pattern Baldness

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

Lion Toupee

Flying carpet

'I use that to check for combovers.'

"I'm hoping that someday I might be reunited with my biological hair."

Hair loss comb.

Whale Pattern Balding,

Budget Toupees.

"All I know is there are no do-overs, but there are comb-overs."

"Do you want it parted in the middle?"

'Don't be silly- it doesn't bother me that you're going prematurely piebald,'

"You can't join the Federal Witness Protection Program just to eep your friends from seeing your bald spot."

'Oh my God!! My hair's falling out!!'

'Are those plugs, Carl?'

Hair Transplants/A new you... Barber/A new you unplugged.

Balding man at the hairdresser's

Man having thinning hair blasted by cafe speaker.

"Ambitions... To have a bad hair day."

Man's Hair Flies Off When Doctor Tests His Reaction

"Your hair count is dangerously low."

"He wants some hair restorer for his birthday."

"Ok - what makes you so sure that it's a wig??"

'No, we're not religious. Sam just wears that cap to hide his bald spot.'