Balding Brothers Pillows

Male Mid-Life Myth--The Hair Fairy

"Be creative...!"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Male Pattern Baldness

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

Lion Toupee

Flying carpet

'I use that to check for combovers.'

Whale Pattern Balding

"I'm hoping that someday I might be reunited with my biological hair."

Hair loss comb.

Whale Pattern Balding,

Budget Toupees.

"All I know is there are no do-overs, but there are comb-overs."

"Do you want it parted in the middle?"

'Don't be silly- it doesn't bother me that you're going prematurely piebald,'

'Oh my God!! My hair's falling out!!'

"You can't join the Federal Witness Protection Program just to eep your friends from seeing your bald spot."

'Are those plugs, Carl?'

"Ambitions... To have a bad hair day."

Man's Hair Flies Off When Doctor Tests His Reaction

"He wants some hair restorer for his birthday."

"Your hair count is dangerously low."

Man having thinning hair blasted by cafe speaker.

Monks Playing Cricket.

"Ok - what makes you so sure that it's a wig??"

'No, we're not religious. Sam just wears that cap to hide his bald spot.'